Helen Thomas on Suicide Watch

I don't know if it's the senility talking, or if she's just a one-sided dumbo liberal, but she has now said "The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself." Read this all-too-un-shocking news here.
Now come on, you old bitter woman, but do you really think it's that bad? Do you honestly think that your life will be so much worse if he becomes President? It's bad enough to claim that you'll leave the country if Bush were elected (a promise we're all still waiting to be kept...Mr. Baldwin), but to threaten to kill yourself? How deluded are you? Give us all a break and quit your snivelling. How can we take your journalism seriously, when all you do is dump on the Republicans and lift the Democrats to positions of high glory? Give it a rest, would ya?