The Red Light District

Do you ever have one of those mornings where every stoplight stays red for twice its normal running time?

It's like they all know you are in a hurry.

Some filthy punk in the city's department of transportation is sitting there at a terminal rubbing his hands together saying "Hmmm, whom shall I hold back today? How about EVERYONE? MWAHA HA HA HA HAAAA!!!!!"

Part of the problem is that Dallas has 10 million too many people in it!! I kid you not! I'm not exaggerating! I'm for real!!
They are everywhere!

I know what you're thinking...


"This guy complains a lot."