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daisy....

War of the Worlds imminent?

Huge Block Of Ice Falls From Sky In Oakland

Ice to see you!


"It was totally amazing. ... I saw this flash, like a streak. Then I saw this explosion, like a big boom! I came over and it (the field) was all covered with ice. Some were this big," Purat said, making a head-size circle with his two hands.


A flash of light, an explosion, and a freezing block of ice, and a hole in the ground can only mean one thing... INVASION