Vote Kerry/Edwards or die early?

Here's what Democratic Presidential Nominees Kerry/Edwards do to gain the elderly vote: pass out pill boxes. That'll win 'em over! Luckily these seniors have lots of Social Security to pay for all of these sky high prescriptions. That way, they feel safe, the medicine companies and the Doctors get rich and fat, and in turn, the Democrats' pockets get lined because they help trick the elderly to vote for them, since the elderly need so many prescriptions because they are old and weak, and the non-privatization of Social Security ensures that everyone has the same amount, no more, no less, because that's the way the Democrats like it. Everyone but them are allowed to have the same amount of money, regardless of how much they deserve it, because that's how a Socialist economy works. John Kerry knows this, because he is filthy rich, yet he claims to be working hard for the middle class; he has been above middle class for so darned long that he wouldn't know the first thing about how it is to live in only one house and not have endless supplies of cash to buy whatever he wants at any given time. Kerry hasn't been in the Middle Class bracket since he came back from Vietnam to join the hippie crusade and start blaming America for all the world's problems. He turned up his nose to those beneath him with his holier-than-thou attitude. His 20 years in the senate has not helped the middle class one iota. He can't win votes by empowering the undecided. He has to scare them and make them think that if they don't vote for him, Bush will hand over all their social security earnings to the rich. Of course, with all his canoodling he still can't even play fair by paying his full share of taxes, something the middle class does in droves. He won't even release all his tax information, something Bush has done from the get-go.

Insert ultra expensive prescription here