Sunday, October 24, 2004

You bloated sack of protoplasm!

Oh JOY!!!! Oh RAPTURE!!! Ren & Stimpy is finally on DVD!!!!
If you want a perfect example of controlled chaos, look no further than the asthmahound chihuahua and stupid cat duo of Ren and Stimpy!
Where are the words to describe the disgusting brilliance that is Ren & Stimpy?
All the best of the best are here: In the Army, Space Madness, Stimpy's Fan Club, Monkey See Monkey Don't, Fake Dad, and the bestest one of all: The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!
This was and still is my favorite cartoon series. I know I also say that about Family Guy and the Simpsons, but this one tops even them!!
Just about every weird cartoon on the tube now stems from Ren & Stimpy. You think Spongebob Squarepants is odd? He is the bastard child of Ren & Stimpy!
And oh, the beautiful songs!! Sing along with your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats in "Happy Happy Joy Joy", contemplate the noose with "Lord loves a hangin'", and swear your loyalty to the RCKY with the Royal Anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen: "Our country reeks of trees, our yaks are really large, and they smell like rotting beef carcasses!" The list goes on.
You can even know the joy of new amazing products, such as "Log. All kids love log." Dine in happiness as you have a good helping of Powdered Toast, Sugar Sod Pops, Sugar Frosted Milk, and fresh, Canadian dirt. (According to Ren, that is Canada's greatest natural resource)
As for now, I've got to go. Sven Hoek just showed up at my door!

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