You're going to need lots of therapy

P.E.S.T. That's Post Election Selection Trauma. According to Psychologists in South Florida, it's real. It's valid.
It's too much, if you ask me. Voters who were severely distraught over Kerry's consession in the election have gotten their panties in a bunch. Many of them have gone in for therapy. All this funny business has gotten the attention of Rush Limbaugh, who has offered council to those who have P.E.S.T. Of course, if you know Rush Limbaugh, he is not truly offering real council, because he knows he is not a psychologist. He is most likely joking. And if he is not, you don't have to take him seriously. Besides, if you really are distraught that Bush is still in the White House, wouldn't you rather go to anyone else than Rush Limbaugh for help????? Sheila Cooperman of the American Health Association in South Florida is mad at Rush for offering help. She has a hissy fit and basically gets defensive of her assertions that P.E.S.T. is real and those suffering from it need legitimate clinical help. Anything to fatten the doctor's wallet.
Look at it this way. I'm sure there was many a hippie in the 60s that thought life as they knew it would end, that the world would be forever in disarray, that there was no hope. We live on. America still thrives. Life goes on. Deal with it! Don't think that lying on a couch, then pumping yourself full of drugs will make things better. Therapy SCHMERAPY!!!
Or, as Anthony LaPaglia says in the movie So I Married An Axe Murderer: "Charlie, two words: Therapy."

Prescription for bunched up panties