Hackers unite!

It's time you put your computer skills to good use. It takes a good deal of brains to hack into very secure systems, and there are many good hackers out there, plaguing our computers with viruses that infect and destroy. This time, we're calling on you to do one good thing in your life. Help protect our country! Send your viruses to the websites that promote jihad and American hatred. Instead of sending email viruses through Joe Schmoe's Hewlett Packard, why not infect terror-supported sites? Why not send a nasty little comp killer to all those nasty little losers who post those videos showing Americans getting shot point blank in the head. Why not stop them from glorifying their futile little holy war, and deny them the "42 virgins" they are supposed to get in heaven?

Just food for thought.