Thursday, November 10, 2005

When Will They Learn

So I'm sitting here at work this morning, catching a quick glimpse of
the Today Show, as Donald Trump appears with his Star Wars entourage,
promoting his upcoming episode of "The Apprentice" which features
Darth Vader. They are all standing outside in Times Square, the
tradition of the Today Show; lo and behold, the Donald is TALLER than
Vader! What is this travesty?!?! Any Star Wars fan knows that Vader
was taller than most people. The actor who portrayed him was 6'7"
tall, and yet, here we have a dope in a Vader costume who is shorter
than Trump! SPARE ME THIS MOCKERY OF STAR WARS!!! To add insult to
injury, the guy in the Vader suit wasn't even remotely imposing or
frightening, not bulky or beefed up, as Vader no doubt was. You can't
just put on a Vader costume and become the part. You gotta be large
and imposing to being with!

When will they learn...

3 Comments:

At 8:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, please, the guy was probably hand picked to be smaller and less imposing that "The Donald"TM...

He was probably very carefully instructed not to upstage "The Donald"TM in any way. I mean come on, at what point does the world get sick of this man's ego?

 
At 4:03 PM, Blogger Kodiak said...

Aye, 'tis true.

Few egos can match that of the Donald.

Do you suppose he calls himself that when he's at home?

"The Donald is hungry! Make him a sandwich!"

 
At 2:43 PM, Blogger Starrlett said...

ROFL! I'm sure of it.

 

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